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My flight leaves tonight at 10:55 PM headed for the host nation of the World Cup, South Africa.

From MonsieurBaguette.com’s media headquarters in Cape Town, my iPhone, I’ll be putting my best purple loafers forward to maintain up to date coverage of the World Cup and my experiences in South Africa.

The first game we (Alex Snyder and myself) are attending is the round of 16 matchup between Spain and Portugal on Tuesday night, June 29th.  The next game on our scheudle is the July 3rd quarter finals match between the winners of Germany vs. England and Argentina vs. Mexico.

I have received some terrific recommendations for things to do, people to see and must accomplish tasks while in South Africa but there has to be more intelligence out there.

If you have any ideas or suggestions, leave a comment or send me an e-mail at jason@monsieurbaguette.com

Au revoir and I look forward to hearing from you

*****Note: Baguette rating to come*****

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My admittedly arms length relationship with Landon Donovan, member of the United States Men’s National Soccer Team, started on the wrong foot after I caught his episode of MTV Cribs. Since that day more than 5 years ago, I’ve had little respect for the LA Galaxy skipper and I believe until now it was legitimate.

My previous opinion was that the United States soccer PR machine thought that the team needed a face and happened to pick his name out of a hat.  He had no real track record of success domestically or internationally and routinely had no influence over his most important matches.  Not to mention his all too public feud with David Beckham.  Who tries to take on David Beckham?!?!

But I have made a complete 180 on Landy Dons, a flip flop and I am going public with it.

Landon Donovan has been the linch pin for all of the US National Team’s success at the World Cup in South Africa.  He has been a creator, a scorer, a leader, an inspiration and an all around gentleman.  He has more than lived up to the lofty expectations that are placed squarely on his shoulders.  I believe he has turned a corner and has the ability and desire to lead this team.

Give him the fucking captain’s arm band already Coach Bradley.  The campaign starts right here, right now to petition the US Men’s National Team coach Bob Bradley to sack Carlos Bocanegra as captain of the US side and hand the reigns to Landon Donovan.

I can admit when I am wrong and with that said, I love Landon Donovan.

No matter what happens for the rest of the tournament (I want to be clear that I hope we continue to move on), Landon Donovan has proven himself in my mind.  You have earned your 5 baguettes sir.

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Meet Daniel Burd, an average 16-year-old high school student. Kind of resembles Monsieur in his high-school days. For his science fair project, he decided to look into one of the most indestructible manufactured materials known to man. Plastic. Plastic is everywhere, whether you like it or not. Apparently there is this Texas-sized patch of ocean garbage in the Northern Pacific (which I didn’t know about either, but is for another time I guess?
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/translating-uncle-sam/stories/what-is-the-great-pacific-ocean-garbage-patch
). So Daniel started researching the microorganisms that decompose plastic that essentially take 1,000 years to complete. Not anymore Mother Nature. You have once again been one-upped by a nerdy teenager looking to change the way we live. By configuring a yeast solution that enhances microbial growth in the microorganisms then isolating the most productive ones and interbreeding them to create the most optimal strains, Daniel has achieved a 43% degradation of plastic in six weeks. Supposedly this is unheard of for even the highest degreed PhDs to do. And by high I mean most intelligent, get your mind out of the gutter, Mom.

But seriously, this is the most efficient/organic decomposition of plastic we have ever come across, obviously without any harmful side effects (which is being tested now around the world, but looks promising).  Now let me rain a little on this parade before anyone else does. This doesn’t mean Danny Boy is going to snap his fingers and all plastic waste is going to vanish into thin air. What it does mean though, is that once these scientists can produce these microorganisms on a constant basis, and start building businesses that are going to be like housing compounds for plastics to decompose, there is going to be a huge breakthrough. I mean billions of dollars made, major companies formed, landfills being injected with this stuff and much more amazing advancement in the world we know now it. 

So I tip my virtual hat to you Daniel Burd, and hope for the best. But if you’re looking to satisfy your green side (pun intended) treat yourself to a little shopping spree at
http://www.bgreenlifestyle.com/
.

And once again Special K with the weekly enlightenment. Leave a COMMENT and don’t forget to recycle.

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Check http://www.retuersexposed.com to get the dirt on the executives at Thomson Reuters

The Newspaper Guild of New York today released a new web video on reutersexposed.com as part of the Guild’s campaign to highlight Thomson Reuters’ attempted grab for more New York taxpayer dollars.

The video wraps up the Newspaper Guild of New York’s mock summit, which began on Monday to coincide with Thomson Reuters’ Global Real Estate Summit. The Guild’s summit was hosted by two larger-than-life-size rats, representing Tom Glocer (CEO of Thomson Reuters) and Devin Wenig (CEO of Thomson Reuters Markets Division). The two “Rat Executives” interviewed New Yorkers on camera to find out what they thought about Thomson Reuters’ intentions for their tax money.

Thomson Reuters has applied to the Industrial Development Agency (IDA) to amend an earlier agreement with the city and state for tax breaks on the development of its Times Square headquarters. Thomson Reuters now wants to use up to $26 million in taxpayer money it originally was allocated to renovate and redecorate their offices across the city.

“At a time when city parks, firehouses and libraries are closing, this grab for tax breaks by a profitable company is particularly galling,” said Bill O’Meara, President of the Newspaper Guild of New York. “On top of that, Thomson Reuters is slashing the pay of our Guild members and refuses to negotiate a fair contract. So, rats are particularly appropriate to represent Thomson Reuters’ management. We’ve been assured that the third “Rat Executive” – David Thomson, the company’s Canadian Chairman, will make his debut at the next Guild event.”

The web video posted at reutersexposed.com shows that the public response to the potential misuse of tax dollars is overwhelmingly against granting the foreign-owned company additional public dollars to renovate and redecorate their offices across the city. Interview footage can be found at reutersexposed.com

The Newspaper Guild is currently fighting Thomson Reuters’ illegal imposition of pay and benefits cuts for its 420 members.  The Guild has filed Unfair Labor Practice charges against Thomson Reuters with the National Labor Relations Board.

Fight the good fight Newspaper Guild, 5 baguettes

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***In the interest of full disclosure and transparency, I must say for the record that I am a proud iPhone loyalist.***

Today was the day, the machine of cool that is Apple announced the release of the next generation iPhone — the iPhone 4.

This was no surprise to anyone but what I think was up for debate was whether or not Apple would actually listen to their customers and make the much desired upgrades rather than just pushing a new phone into the market to skim some profits.

The answer to this question is a resounding yes:

Video chatting – bang

App multitasking – boom

Indestructable screen – zip

HD video and editing app – shazam

Improved camera with a flash – fucking check baby

Preorder for this mamajama starts on June 15th and will be available in stores near you on June 24th

On first glance, Apple has really done the right thing here.  They receive a generous 4 and 1 half eaten baguette, pending review of the actual phone when I have it in hand

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So if you haven’t heard, Japan is looking to get the bid for the 2022 World Cup. If they win, plans are to use some crazy nanotechnology to augment reality and project holographic, real-time action of the games in stadiums, living rooms, and on cell phones around the world. This is some crazy/awesome/out-of-this world shit if you ask me.

I dream of the day when humanity doesn’t have to go anywhere to get what they want. Yeah, call me lazy or American but you’re telling me you wouldn’t love to just chill in the comfort of your own home and watch real-time sporting events on your living room floor, with nanotech goggles on, shooting out player profiles, zoom in features and old highlights, all with the ability to rewind and pause it.

Soon after we’ll be able to plug a cord directly into our brain and cut the goggles out completely. It would be like real life Avatar. But my main question after reading this article is: Could this be the slow demise of communities, sporting events, and life, as we know it?Will we be able to buy a shirt and have it instantly shot (obviously as a hologram) right onto our body? That would be pretty cool, but it would totally eliminate the human element of everything. There wouldn’t be 8.4 million people to bump into on the lovely streets of NYC. You wouldn’t have to sit next to sloppy Steve at the World Cup game (I mean you could but why even go to the stadiums at this point).

Clearly this is far out but I think this would be devastating. Not saying it wouldn’t be overwhelmingly amazing but come-on. What about the cheering, the fighting, the partying and everything else that comes along with professional sporting events? All gone, just like that. I guess only time will tell, so we will see.

They talk about all the possibilities of nanotechnology in the article as well.  The possibilities are endless.  Seriously. Like welcome to the Matrix everyone (never even saw the movie, but can only image the crazy technology they had in it). So what do my fellow baguettes think about this? Oh you too Monsieur.

By the way, this would have saved Monsieur a lot of baguettes if you know what I mean. He is making the trip to South Africa in a few weeks to watch the cup.

For your reading pleasure, here is the link to the article referenced in this post:

www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/7799953/How-augmented-reality-could-change-the-way-you-watch-football.html

Special.

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